what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”
i really wanna make a grilled cheese but i keep eating mini reeses so i’m not hungry…….. the struggle is real